You know what would be great? 4 words...
You know what would be great? 4 words...
Jane's Addiction: The Movie
I'd go see it.
If it were cast today, who would play the different band members?
I'd go see it.
If it were cast today, who would play the different band members?
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Wait, i've got one...
Adrian Brody as Perry Farrell...
Adrian Brody as Perry Farrell...
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I've always thought the years between 86 and 91 would make a great movie too. Not sure who should be cast though. I probably go with a cast of unknowns and have the movie end with the opening night Lolla fist fight.
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haha yeah, it just freezes as Dave winds up to punch Perry, and at the bottom of the screen says "Jane's Addiction continue to tour to this day"ant wrote:I've always thought the years between 86 and 91 would make a great movie too. Not sure who should be cast though. I probably go with a cast of unknowns and have the movie end with the opening night Lolla fist fight.
*Fade to black*
haha
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I would suggest Johnny for Dave.
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Just to piss off Perry: Eric and Casey as themselves.
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Jackie Chan as Etty
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larry the cable guy as sonny
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ellen as chris chaney
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Voldemort as Stephen Perkins
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Bandit72 wrote:I would suggest Johnny for Dave.
He's too expensive.
So we're going to go with...
Mario Lopez as...
DAVE NAVARRO.
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I think Jack Black would be good as a portly Dave Navarro.
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i think don knotts is available to play perry .. maybe will farrell for eric .. animal (the muppet) for steve .. and natalie portman could play dave .. i'd see that just for the sex scene with fiona apple .. add a little black swan special effects and mix in a little of the wall (the movie) style .. u are right this is really shaping up .. good idea .. ps .. check out soul kiss, gift and 3 days .. if u still need more there is the dave and carmen show, the rockstar wives show, dark matter, and the eric interview .. what more do u need? behind the scenes on the sculpting of perrys dong for the new cover? spoiler .. i am pretty sure perry did the measuring ... but yes lets have another much worse movie about these guys .. yay! .. ps. can we get it in 3 D ?
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John Waters should direct and bring back 'Odorama'.
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Jason Segal as Eric Avery
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Quite possibly the best thread ever.
i've posted this before but it bears visual repeating
The dude who walks my dog as Perry Farrell:
ALSO STARRING:
speed skater apolo ohno as dave navarro
Bruce Greenwood (as surfer Mitch Yost) as Eric Avery
Anyone from a drum circle at a grateful dead concert as Stephen Perkins
jim carroll (RIP) as Chris Cheney
ivan drago as flea and martyn
this bunch of people as dave navarro's harem
This bunch of people as dave navarro's real harem
thet gang from xiola.com
and of course, as tubro
i've posted this before but it bears visual repeating
The dude who walks my dog as Perry Farrell:
ALSO STARRING:
speed skater apolo ohno as dave navarro
Bruce Greenwood (as surfer Mitch Yost) as Eric Avery
Anyone from a drum circle at a grateful dead concert as Stephen Perkins
jim carroll (RIP) as Chris Cheney
ivan drago as flea and martyn
this bunch of people as dave navarro's harem
This bunch of people as dave navarro's real harem
thet gang from xiola.com
and of course, as tubro
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tubro wrote:
Anyone from a drum circle at a grateful dead concert as Stephen Perkins
That's pretty spot-on actually.tubro wrote: ALSO STARRING:
speed skater apolo ohno as dave navarro
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the resemblance is uncanny!!tubro wrote:Quite possibly the best thread ever.
i've posted this before but it bears visual repeating
The dude who walks my dog as Perry Farrell:
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bahahahahahatubro wrote:
This bunch of people as dave navarro's real harem
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I seriously thought we could make a viable script for Xiola. It would, of course, be about people coming to the site, etc. But the story would be about a few of the members--a disparate group- who decide to meet and rally around one of the members who is an at times suicidal depressive. He makes a post people can't ignore. They'd make a road trip to his house. Along the way there would be tense scenes, flirtation, character development, and a donkey montage dream sequence. Then, they'd kick his abusive mom's ass, and take him to a Jane's show.
you'd have to stay for the whole movie and the credits, and then the secret last scene would be someone portraying Perry watching the Eric you tube interview
you'd have to stay for the whole movie and the credits, and then the secret last scene would be someone portraying Perry watching the Eric you tube interview
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Awesome script!blackcoffee wrote:I seriously thought we could make a viable script for Xiola. It would, of course, be about people coming to the site, etc. But the story would be about a few of the members--a disparate group- who decide to meet and rally around one of the members who is an at times suicidal depressive. He makes a post people can't ignore. They'd make a road trip to his house. Along the way there would be tense scenes, flirtation, character development, and a donkey montage dream sequence. Then, they'd kick his abusive mom's ass, and take him to a Jane's show.
you'd have to stay for the whole movie and the credits, and then the secret last scene would be someone portraying Perry watching the Eric you tube interview
Hopefully Jane's will play a good set with different songs. With the same setlist all over again he still might want to commit suicide.
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Young Dave:
Old Dave:tubro wrote: