nausearockpig wrote:mockbee wrote:nausearockpig wrote:mockbee wrote:Having to make a deal with the strip club down the street.......
if it goes my way though, it will make my day......
You can NOT write those words only and hold back on the details. Spill.
Okay..........i'll just say it involves firemen, sirens, flashing lights and lots of water.
Hopefully they are okay with it.
Good enough?
so it's a male strip club, they're buying a surplus firetruck from Fire Marshall Mockbee that they can use in their next All Male Revue and you've asked them to lower the volume on the siren at two am cos you're sleeping only a few doors down BUT they'll only do so if you agree to frequent the place so as to draw in the ladies, what with you being a hung hunk o' man.. Makes sense...
I guess.... sort of like that.
Except, it's a girls strip club, they're not buying a firetruck, they don't have special Revue's, I live just far enough away to not hear their thumping music at night - outside I have to listen really closely to hear any bass - and there is no way I am going in that dump; with the trash strewn parking lot, disgusting old fat men wearing filthy sweat suits roaming about and those poor "girls", some of them pushing 50, with permanent cigarettes hanging out of their mouths.
I just have to have the owner sign an easement that says a firetruck can drive through their parking lot from a rear ally, seems easy enough on paper, but it means they give up the rights to develop that part of the lot. Maybe he is an idiot. Or maybe he doesn't own the building and has no say in the matter.....