kv's 34th Semiannual Lurker & Inactive Posters Thread!1!

[kv]

Hello Folks,

We may not have much to talk about regarding the band that brought us together but now we have this thread!

So if you haven't posted in a while, let's hear from you! Are you a lurker hiding in the shadows? How about just one post? Don't have anything to say? How about a picture of your couch or a random couch!

Are you an active poster in good standings? Good for you! Please post below to complete your forum card for 2015!

For every post I will personally donate one dollar to Taco Bell for something crappy for my belly. Every lurker with under 10 posts gets a super short private message from me!

Get to work bitches!


love and kisses,

kv

[nausearockpig]

Hello Folks,

We may not have much to talk about regarding the band that brought us together but now we have this thread!

So if you haven't posted in a while, let's hear from you! Are you a lurker hiding in the shadows? How about just one post? Don't have anything to say? How about a picture of your couch or a random couch!

Are you an active poster in good standings? Good for you! Please post below to complete your forum card for 2015!

For every post I will personally donate one dollar to Taco Bell for something crappy for my belly. Every lurker with under 10 posts gets a super short private message from me!

Get to work bitches!


love and kisses,

kv

How do we know if we're in good standings or not? I'm so confused and worried.....

[Artemis]

kv, you should become a motivational speaker. Your post has inspired me to post.

I wasn't going to post here because I don't want my dollar going for Taco Hell. Maybe you could buy a mango instead?

[kv]

ok one mango snapple coming up

do people still make real fruit? is that even a thing anymore?

[Artemis]

I still eat real mangos. #oldskool #freshmangos

[Romeo]

I love Mangos

I HATE cutting Mangos

[mockbee]

Mangos are very dangerous!

That stupid huge seed in the middle and all soft and slippery on the outside stabbing them where it alternates between stiff hard and super soft sideways all slimy. Or peel it then you have this slimy oblong thing you have to then somehow cut, it isn't even round to grasp it efficiently. I always feel like a monkey trying to eat one of those things, prying the thing open with my fingers then sucking on the seed. Then some are all stringy and tough, yuk.


I love eating a good one though.

[mockbee]

I am eating a pear today. They have been fantastic!

kv you go to TJs, get your fruit there you lazy bum!

[Larry B.]

Mangos are the orgasm of the fruit world.

[thoreau]

As much as I love them, this is always my issue.....

[creep]

i don't think this thread is going as expected

[kv]

fuck the lurkers!


JUST ONE....COME ON JUST ONE AND IT'S WORTH IT...HERE LURKER LURKER

[Romeo]

Mangos are very dangerous!

That stupid huge seed in the middle and all soft and slippery on the outside stabbing them where it alternates between stiff hard and super soft sideways all slimy. Or peel it then you have this slimy oblong thing you have to then somehow cut, it isn't even round to grasp it efficiently. I always feel like a monkey trying to eat one of those things, prying the thing open with my fingers then sucking on the seed. Then some are all stringy and tough, yuk.


I love eating a good one though.

Yea they make it look so easy...

[perkana]

We love mangos in every way. We use these forks to eat them. Just stick it vertically and peel it off. It's less messy, but I kinda enjoy them like that.

[kv]

one lurker...come on...where are the old time poster who just lurk now surely you and pop up for half a second?

[wally]

[kv]

nice try wally you are no lurker...you just don't have posting problems like the rest of us

[guysmiley]

[kv]

you just had to leave the country so you could send us youtube links that don't work here...you asshat

[LifeIsLoud]

Mangos are my favourite.

there, de-lurked.

[kv]

Mangos are my favourite.

there, de-lurked.

ohhh an old timer lurker nice...all worth it and how are you today? what part of the globe are you from?

[kv]

note this doesn't get the rest of you lurkers off the hook..but we have found our bravest lurker!

[Larry B.]

Mangos are my favourite.

there, de-lurked.

Do you have any amusing fruit-related anecdotes or jokes?

[Artemis]

This is on Halloween night when I was waiting for the bus...a couple of people dressed as bananas. If they had one more person dressed like a banana they could have been a "bunch" of bananas.

[LifeIsLoud]

Mangos are my favourite.

there, de-lurked.

ohhh an old timer lurker nice...all worth it and how are you today? what part of the globe are you from?

I'm from the xiola days and migrated over here when it burned down in flames.

I'm from near Toronto.