kv's 34th Semiannual Lurker & Inactive Posters Thread!1!

[LifeIsLoud]

Mangos are my favourite.

there, de-lurked.

Do you have any amusing fruit-related anecdotes or jokes?

No, but I did come across this thing the other day: http://www.fruitsaladtrees.com/Fruit-Salad-Tree

[Squee]

Two bananas waiting for a bus ? Hilarious!

In a local organic fruit & vegetable store I was at recently, I noticed a sign next to the register that asked,
"Is your credit card current?"
and somebody wrote beneath it
"No - it is raisin "

[mockbee]

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.


My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate

[guysmiley]

you just had to leave the country so you could send us youtube links that don't work here...you asshat

Really. I thought it was too good to be true to find an SNL clip on youtube.

[kv]

come on lurkers.....you have it in you...just post a emote

[Desri]

[ant]

hi everyone!

[guysmiley]

hi everyone!

お久しぶりです!!!!

[Romeo]

This is on Halloween night when I was waiting for the bus...a couple of people dressed as bananas. If they had one more person dressed like a banana they could have been a "bunch" of bananas.

Cheri's in St Maarten has a dinner show where the guy dresses as a banana and sings the the banana boat song

[Juana]

[kv]

where art thou lurkers come outa the cold....

[crater]

[kv]

and where the hell have you been?? straight to your room!

[creep]

keep shooting it kobe!

[kv]

oh he will