Secret Santa?

[farrellgirl99]

I'm in!

[Artemis]

Updated:

2015 participants so far:

Artemis
Nausearockpig
Mescal
McLarry B
Thoreau
Perkana (?? not sure if you are in)
Bandit 72
Wally
Blackula
Pure Method
cricket_bows
Sue
Farrellgirl

creep?
Guysmiley?
Blackcoffee?
Chaos?

Anyone else??

[guysmiley]

Gotta pass this year. Last year was great, but I have a lot of shows and the post office trips are hard. Maybe next year. I just have a lot to do until the end of the year.

[perkana]

Updated:

2015 participants so far:

Artemis
Nausearockpig
Mescal
McLarry B
Thoreau
Perkana (?? not sure if you are in)
Bandit 72
Wally
Blackula
Pure Method
cricket_bows
Sue
Farrellgirl

creep?
Guysmiley?
Blackcoffee?
Chaos?

Anyone else??

Thought about it, but I'm going to have to pass this year.

[Larry B.]

Just popping in to say that if creep doesn't take part in this, I will rightfully assume he likes being shat on by naked hobos, and that he probably uses his house-refurnishing tools to put stuff up his ass.

[Artemis]

I haven't drawn the names yet. In case a few more people decide to join, I'll wait until Wednesday.

[Larry B.]

I'll be waiting as nakedly as usual.

[thoreau]

Just popping in to say that if creep doesn't take part in this, I will rightfully assume he likes being shat on by naked hobos, and that he probably uses his house-refurnishing tools to put stuff up his ass.

Hopefully he'll join and I get him. I have a good idea for gifts with these helpful clues.

[creep]

sorry...i'm out this year. i am most likely going to be selling my current house and if is sells fast i don't want any packages to get lost. i will be back next year.

[Bandit72]

sorry...i'm out this year. i am most likely going to be selling my current house and if is sells fast i don't want any packages to get lost. i will be back next year.

Hang on, weren't you moving house at EXACTLY the same time last year? I was worried my parcel wasn't going to make it.

Or are you being evicted again?

[creep]

sorry...i'm out this year. i am most likely going to be selling my current house and if is sells fast i don't want any packages to get lost. i will be back next year.

Hang on, weren't you moving house at EXACTLY the same time last year? I was worried my parcel wasn't going to make it.

Or are you being evicted again?

yes.....i'v been buying, remodeling and selling houses for a couple years now. i live in the house while i do it where most people that do this don't.

[Artemis]

Last chance to join Secret Santa 2015!




I'll draw the names this afternoon and send PMs to everybody.

***Please PM me your address so I can send to your Secret Santa.***
I deleted the addresses from last year.

[Artemis]

Getting ready to draw the names.






***Please PM me your name and address so I can send to your Secret Santa.***

[Artemis]

I sent everybody a message to advise who they'll be buying for.

For those who haven't PM'd their address to me, please so so as soon as you can.


Secret Santa 2015!!

[Larry B.]

Beautiful! Will PM you now. Enjoy, everybody

[perkana]

Too bad we're neither in this year's SS, plus I have already been his SS. This would have been a *perfect* gift.

[Artemis]

Christmas Countdown...

47 days!

[cricket_bows]

[Hokahey]

Aw fuck. I was actually going to (probably) participate this year.

[Larry B.]

So... has anybody received anything yet?

[Bandit72]

All purchased, I'm sending mine this week.

[Mescal]

Still not in holiday mode ...

[cricket_bows]

So... has anybody received anything yet?

Larry!

Three weeks ago, I opened a mystery box with three gifts and three different notes:

"Step 1: Combine with one of the other presents. Step 2: Make sure it's not with the mustard or magazine*. Step 3: Drink. If it tastes of mustard or magazine, check Step 2."

"CUP THIS TESTICLES. (get it? cup... as in... you know... ... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!)

"WARNING: This package includes a hidden microphone. Your Secret Santa may or may not be listening to your finger licking whilst you taste this mustard. He/she may or may not be naked whilst listening. ENJOY!"

I immediately thought, "this has to be from Larry B!" I literally laughed out loud, and I really appreciated the gifts, sentiment, and humor, and thought I'd wait to post as other people received their gifts, since mine arrived so early. As we've discussed ad nauseam, one can never have too much mustard, and I L-O-V-E breakfast tea, so thank you!

Wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving!

(DISCLAIMER: If by slim chance someone else sent this, thank you, too!)

* I didn't receive a magazine.

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[Larry B.]

Hey! I actually posted here to check if you had received my gifts, I'm glad you enjoyed them! The magazine should take a bit longer, I hope you enjoy it too. I'm kind of sorry it arrived so early, but I wanted to be better safe than sorry.

[cricket_bows]

better safe than sorry

Ugh; I hate to even admit this (Artemis already knows), but I'm a letter carrier with the USPS, and it's made me cringe looking at all the old Secret Santa posts about the postal service shitting the bed when it comes to on time delivery and missing packages. I was conflicted on whether to post, as I was sure you were tracking my gift and saw that it had been delivered, and were thinking, "yo, 'bows- you gonna say something or not?" Good call on sending it early- Amazon really takes care of business! Thank you again for your thoughtfulness.