Aint No Right

Received, fuckers!!

So it looks like the fat man came and emptied his sack into my box today. All the way from across the pond, from the MotherLand....



But seeing as I'm a good boy, now well full of Santa's "cheer", I'm gonna wait till the day we crucify the Easter Bunny to open my presents...

Mon dieu, you're making us wait 11 days?!

I think The Internet has ruined you guys (maybe Trump is right, and we should just turn it off). You can't wait for nuthin now.... Well, I'm sorry but you're gonna have to live it like it's 1995 - and just wait

i received my SS gift today! though like nausea i didnt open it yet bc the box told me not too.

i gotta say, its hands down the coolest box ive ever gotten. i feel like a cat who is just enthralled with the packaging. i dont even care whats inside. the delivery guy was also amused

wow...creative box. who is it from?

creep wrote:wow...creative box. who is it from?

actually not sure - someone in denver? I was trying to think. is wally in CO? cricket bows?

farrellgirl99 wrote:

creep wrote:wow...creative box. who is it from?

actually not sure - someone in denver? I was trying to think. is wally in CO? cricket bows?

pretty sure cricket bows

That's a really great box cricket bows!

Wow! That box is very impressive!

cricket_bows just raised the packaging bar.

nausearockpig wrote:
I think The Internet has ruined you guys (maybe Trump is right, and we should just turn it off). You can't wait for nuthin now.... Well, I'm sorry but you're gonna have to live it like it's 1995 - and just wait

I wanna see it right NOW!!

The 'No Etty Club' sticker is great!!!!

Nice packaging indeed. It's starting to feel like Christmas

Artemis wrote:Wow! That box is very impressive!

cricket_bows just raised the packaging bar.

Exactly! What a box. Kind of puts us up for a packaging competition for next year!

You guys are too kind; we need a blushing emoji! Yeah, I went a bit off... it turned into a monster who's momentum I couldn't control! I just hope the contents don't disappoint (there is no chronic inside) I'm just happy it made it to you with two "motherfuckin'"s on the outside! (FG, with NRP not budging, I'll leave the opening decision up to you- wait, or fire into it right now!)

Impressive indeed. Waiting for Christmas to open them will be a nice change of pace, I have to say. Unless there is a little puppy in one of those gifts.

I mailed mine out yesterday, so be on the lookout, fuckers!

I came home to a box o' goodies at my doorstep last night!





Thanks for the gifts, Wally!!! I definitely partake in libations and look forward to enjoying the Imperial Stout tonight.

The Dobel vase gave a good giggle as did the creative cursing generator book, which is sure to provide endless hours of fun at my house.

Excellent gifts! Well packaged too!

Wally never disappoints, the good ol' ball snot eater chomper donkey meat.

Larry B. wrote:Wally never disappoints

Like Maestro Dobel Tequila and Perry Farrell, Wally is a rule breaker.

Great gifts!

Bandit72 wrote:Excellent gifts! Well packaged too!

nobody will be mistaking my packaging job for cricket_bows, thats for sure!
but I did reuse the box I got from Artemis! that thing has traveled more than I have this year.
enjoy the suds Thoreau!

That vase is a freaking hoot! I'm with Bandit- great wrapping!

wally wrote: but I did reuse the box I got from Artemis!

Really? I'm surprised the box wasn't mangled after cutting through all the packing tape I used.

wally wrote: enjoy the suds Thoreau!

I have and shall. The Imperial Stout was great last night.

Artemis wrote:

wally wrote: but I did reuse the box I got from Artemis!

Really? I'm surprised the box wasn't mangled after cutting through all the packing tape I used.

I can confirm that box was in great shape, though I'm not sure if it was more tape or cardboard.