What made your day today?

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Re: What made your day today?

Postby nausearockpig » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:10 am

surely if your aunt is getting a divorce, she'll need a gentleman caller to "soothe" her...
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Larry B. » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:30 am

You're fired.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby nausearockpig » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:55 am

Larry B. wrote:You're fired.


You're only saying that cos you didn't think if it first......
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby crater » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:35 pm

I got a Wun Wun full of arrows Pop

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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Juana » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:53 am

The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Pandemonium » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:22 pm

Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:


He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby nausearockpig » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:53 am

Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:


He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.


It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Juana » Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:27 am

nausearockpig wrote:
Pandemonium wrote:
Juana wrote:The singer in a band I was in got a letter stating he needs permission from Trump to patent their name as they looked into it and I guess they're on his radar now. :rockon:


He's considering naming his band "Trump?" If so, I dunno if it's a good idea naming their band after what may turn out to be the most hated President in modern history.


It's probably gonna be called "Trump's Balls"... hahahh


Actually it is neither but yeah they (we, I wrote some of the music) made it up the chain :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: it's also satire about the current situation we're in fun stuff
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Juana » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:42 am

I just saw the rev Billy Fucking Gibbons and Slash. Life Is Good. :rockon:
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby creep » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:11 pm

Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Larry B. » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:47 pm

creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


Was your dick sore after masturbating with two $50 bills?
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Artemis » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:57 pm

creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby creep » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:38 pm

Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt! I've never found more than $20.

The Rod Stewart song, 'Some Guys Have All the Luck' just popped into my head. :lol:


Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks


That is a record for found money for me. My previous high was $40 that an ATM spit out by some malfunction. I figured that bank wouldn't have a big investigation over only $40.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby wally » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:59 pm

Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!

:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Artemis » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:06 am

wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!

:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.


:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby Hype » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:12 am

Artemis wrote:
wally wrote:
Artemis wrote:
creep wrote:Yesterday I found two $50 bills in the parking lot of the hotel I am staying at and then then this morning I went out on my balcony and saw two naked women making out in another room at 6am. :boobs:


:rockon: Wow, you must have a horseshoe up your butt!

:noclue: that seems pretty unlucky to me.


:lol: i don't know if it's a saying in in America, but up here in Canada we say a lucky person has a horseshoe up their ass.


It comes from the fact that in Canada we get drunk at parties and toss lucky people as close to a big post stuck in the ground as we can. I'm really bad at it.
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby crater » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:44 pm

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Re: What made your day today?

Postby tvrec » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:03 pm

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hear, motherfucking hear!
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby SR » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:55 am

Hear, hear
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Re: What made your day today?

Postby perkana » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:03 pm

The Mexican president is sooo stupid that he said on t.v., while doing his "rescue" work, that he and his team were about a minute...no less, five minutes away of landing in Oaxaca.


Of course, there were a lot of jokes about it: "I'm about to finish school in a year, no wait, it's less...in five" and so on. However, what made my day was this hilarious mathematical demonstration in which five is less than one.
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