Aint No Right

Six7Six7 wrote:

kv wrote:Be ready to be annoyed

Eronicjenus. *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Lays with himary *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Loms himary *wispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Bittapuzza *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Fitta neachotta *Wispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Onawittawee!
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
234 *wispered*

*Etty hair flip*

Hahaha... yep, that is fucking brilliant. I genuinely laughed out loud at every single "pew pew pew"...

I want to read the "Ain't No Right" version of that.

Seriously, with Perry being friends with David Bryan (keyboardist for Bon Jovi), I think Chaney's Addiction featuring Etty Farrell should cover "Runaway". Dave and Perk will be too afraid to challenge Perry on the decision...after all, they recorded "Another Soulmate".

Six7Six7 wrote:
Eronicjenus. *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Lays with himary *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Loms himary *wispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Bittapuzza *whispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Fitta neachotta *Wispered*
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
Onawittawee!
*Pew pew pew* (keyboard raygun)
*Etty hair flip*
234 *wispered*

*Etty hair flip*

Best post ever. Hall of fucking fame.
Yes the 'pew pew pew's' we're good but the devolution of the lyrics had me pissing myself by the time Fitta neachotta came up and genuinely waiting with Radiohead LP9 anticipation for what turned out (brilliantly) to be Onawittawee.
Kudos, Six7.
And thank you too for helping me decide what to do tonite. I was about to decide whether or not to jump in the car, grab my friend, and head to coney. Outdoor beach show vibe, Nathan's, the cyclone, and J Mascis are all big draws, as is hearing 'of course' for the first time since 91 with Morgan. But the thought that they wouldn't play 'of course' and the sweltering heat had me thinking of staying out of it. This post sealed the deal. I'm staying home and watching 'Room', to see a slightly less sad spectacle about a woman than watching Etty shake her fake tits around.

Oh, another thing. Fuck perry for being friends with that dude from Bon Jovi.