Aint No Right

I remember someone arguing on here with me that he hadn't had plastic surgery, just botox. Dude looks like Joan Rivers.

I'd say he's had a facelift and nosejob. minimum.

What a disappointment compared to the man we thought he was.

teeth and nose for sure. I think that's it. He just old and skinny.

I think he did the thing where they break your jaw and reset it.

And clearly a nose job.

And Botox.

And maybe fillers to get rid of wrinkles.

He looks like Caitlyn Jenner and he's another 5 years away from looking like that monster Jocelyn Wildenstein.

That interview felt like a dick clark-esque nostalgia circle jerk. "Let's go back to 1991...."

It didn't have to be this way.

Bullshit. He has that tight plastic face

For those who, like me at first, didn't even click on the video:

The first thing the interviewer asks is "what's his secret", because he doesn't seem to age. To which Perry answers "I wish I could tell you it was anything other than pure DNA".

With Etty sitting behind him, of course. Face stuck on her mobile.

He also says he went surfing in Easter Island... which I don't really buy.

Another gem: "I'm more like a jazz singer than a pop singer, in the way that... I don't listen to my old material, so I don't know if I sing it much differently than before."

He also -surprise, surprise- talks about his immerssive musical bullshit. "It is theater and it's music, but it's evolving..."

"My theater is off-Broadway, it's Vegas, so there's gonna be gambling there... food... clubbing... four stages, storylines, dancers..."

Fucking christ on a fucking bicycle, it's pathetic. "I'm excited by creating holograms... holograms..."

2017 is the date, boys and girls. He's got the music written "and the storyline."

ok just watched a minute....if everyone else had they wouldn't be thinking he has had too much work done...def doesn't look too plastic...aside from the teeth...i agree the pic in this thread looks bad but in the video no where near as bad

Yeah his face doesn't look like a botox face to me. Botox faces don't move!

hokahey wrote:

I remember someone arguing on here with me that he hadn't had plastic surgery, just botox. Dude looks like Joan Rivers.

bman wrote:Yeah his face doesn't look like a botox face to me. Botox faces don't move!

That's an exaggeration of the description. Not all botox faces "don't move". Perry's face has places that shine in an obviously unnatural way, and that are also unnaturally tight. Let's also not forget that your face changes gradually after you apply botox. We've seen Perry in other instances when his face has been obviously swollen and tight from botox, without any lines at all and with his skin moving unnaturally when he smiles.

The guy has had more botox than he should have had.

He looks normal in the interview, the picture looks awful.

In a year to a year and a half from now Perry will debut his new project in Vegas. He will provide residencies for young musicians in Vegas for this??? Lol, I lasted 8 minutes so I don't know if addressed this again

This show of his is going to get the worst reviews ever.

Then hopefully he'll beg Pete to finish that PFP material.

I can't believe (well I can) that Etty is on her mobile. That's not rude or disrespectful in the slightest.

Do you think Etty sits in the bathroom with him whilst he's a taking a dump? Writing utter bollocks on Twitter?

Six7Six7 wrote:This show of his is going to get the worst reviews ever.

Then hopefully he'll beg Pete to finish that PFP material.

Well they recorded 2(?) songs 2-3 years ago now. Remember? They were all in the studio? And then...crickets. I wish we knew what they were recording those for and why they never went anywhere.

I also wonder why they pulled Another Soulmate. Not that I liked it.

All strange.

hokahey wrote:

Six7Six7 wrote:This show of his is going to get the worst reviews ever.

Then hopefully he'll beg Pete to finish that PFP material.

Well they recorded 2(?) songs 2-3 years ago now. Remember? They were all in the studio? And then...crickets. I wish we knew what they were recording those for and why they never went anywhere.

I also wonder why they pulled Another Soulmate. Not that I liked it.

All strange.

Does Pete still meet up with fanboys to play bongos and eat hotdogs? Someone should ask him about the recordings?

I think they recorded Aqua and Little Me. Pete, Perk and Watt. I guess Perry is holding them for the eventual p4p reunion in 5 years.

Getting older and voice changed,
he won't find high notes anymore - no surgery intervention for that.

They will tour until they can money, I expect soon a lower range register version of Janes.

There is vocal cord surgery, but could deal with a lower range if could get the pointy nose back. Nose jobs can jack up a voice too.

Looking at Wayne Newton's Botox will scare the hell out of ya. Guess putting botulism under your skin for decades might make you look like an ass clown.

Been saying that about nose jobs forever on the boreds. And it's not like it's his first one.

Perry's totally fake face aside, did anyone watch all of this? I don't want to waste 17 mins of my life.

Did Perry talk about a Strays 13th anniversary tour or threaten the world with another theatrical/musical concept that's never going to get made? Did he debut a shitty new EDM track by him and Etty?

Bman?

Tyler Durden wrote:
Bman?

Bman thinks this is the best thing Perry has ever done.

Six7Six7 wrote:

Tyler Durden wrote:
Bman?

Bman thinks this is the best thing Perry has ever done.