perry and etty on some cooking show

[creep]

we get a sneak peak at a new perryetty track and etty learns how to cook.

perry's voice sounds blown out even when he is talking now. poor guy.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e6v0 ... view_music

[Warped]

[SR]

In my entire life I have never seen someone devolve so much in any amount of time. He's actually gone from what I respected and admired most to that which I most despise. Something shocking.

[Artemis]

Perry and Etty are doing the cooking show circuit now??

Last year they were on that boat with the Top Chef guy Tom Colicchio

http://pagesix.com/2015/01/21/top-chef- ... r-lawsuit/

[Romeo]

I would never eat food from a bald guy sporting a ponytail that wear crocs

[SR]

He has some of the best restaurants in the country.

[JOEinPHX]

Perry: "The creative process always starts when i'm enjoying myself. Like, I'm always... partyin'. When I start writing songs... for the most part... poetry... everything flows as the wine flows"

Cut to the amazing poetry of Perry Farrell singing his new song (While Etty "dances" and lip syncs):

Everybody put your hands together,
everybody put your hands together,
everybody put your hands together,
everybody put your hands together.

Maybe it's time that Perry switches away from non-alcoholic wine.

[JOEinPHX]

Also, seriously, does Perry go anywhere near a camera without that annoying bitch?

I'll bet no other guests are bringing their non-famous spouses on that show.

[Juana]

In my entire life I have never seen someone devolve so much in any amount of time. He's actually gone from what I respected and admired most to that which I most despise. Something shocking.

Nothings shocking though..

[SR]

In my entire life I have never seen someone devolve so much in any amount of time. He's actually gone from what I respected and admired most to that which I most despise. Something shocking.

Nothings shocking though..

Aw, you saw what I did there.

[Juana]

[Larry B.]

"Like, I'm always partying..."

[creep]

"Like, I'm always partying..."

[JOEinPHX]

"Like, I'm always partying..."

Did Etty make him get a nosejob too?

[creep]

it's been different for a little while. he definitely got some shaved off.

[JOEinPHX]

True love.

[eye]

I just puked into my shoe... again!

[Warped]

"Like, I'm always partying..."

What an amazing collection of horror pics

[Tyler Durden]

It's not just "some cooking show". Mario Batali seems like a cool guy (his other guests for his new show include Flea, Patti Smith, and The Edge). Does Perry still suck? Yes (of course)...but it's no reason to shit on the show as a whole.

[JOEinPHX]

I'm sure every other guest is interesting and awesome.

And aren't just 50 year old men talking about "partyin'"

[creep]

i watched the whole episode. perry and etty talk about drinking a lot and perry babbles nonsense most of the time. not much here. i do find etty fascinating though. just her facial expressions and her mannerisms are so odd.

it ends with honestly one of the worst songs/performances perry ever wrote. it's that applause for you song. it's just an autotune mess.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e6qk ... sode_music

[janesbiggestfan]

There is something very sad about Perry nowadays. And plastic surgery for men is also very sad, much more sad than in the case of women.

[Bandit72]

The older he gets, the more Perry looks like a transvestite. And why the fuck's he wearing gloves? Haven't they got heating in that kitchen?

That whole scenario/episode is embarrassing. Lots of stuff he says doesn't actually make sense or hold any relevance to anything.

"I always make sure I'm in a room full of smart guys. That's the way you win"

"People that I think are giants. And if they like me, then I'm accomplished"

I'm really full of myself, I think I do great work.

"I know Mario's going to be vacuuming, and he's going to like this"

"But I've also never gone out there without a drink"

And like a tramp, Etty puts ice cubes into EVERYONES white wine? With her hands? ZERO etiquette. Then they go into some reggae/ska/commercial dance music shite. Jesus Christ on a bike.

[Larry B.]

Ice cubes in wine?!?! That's as offensive as cutting your spaghetti or boiling your water to make mate.

[Bandit72]

Ice cubes in wine?!?! That's as offensive as cutting your spaghetti or boiling your water to make mate.

It's not just offensive, it's unnecessary and trampy. And when was the last time you picked ice up with your hand to put in someone else's drink??