Perry promoting Lolla [VIDEO]

[Tyler Durden]

I seriously wouldn't advise you watch this in fullscreen HD...it's pretty scary.

[drwintercreeper]

he seriously reminds me of my grandmother more each day. good for him.

[Larry B.]

I honestly don't know where to start with that.

[wally]

I hope the last line was for Etty, but I doubt it.

[JOEinPHX]

That was painful.

First, to watch him suck on those fake teeth to keep them in his mouth, and second that corny line that has been tweeted and retweeted a billion times already.

What the fuck does that have to do with music, Perry?

"Hey everyone, watch Lollapalooza on Lollapalooza.com, and don't forget... I put the STD in stud, all I need is U"

"Hey everyone, watch Lollapalooza on Lollapalooza.com, and don't forget... broken escalators can only become stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

[JOEinPHX]

"Hey everyone, watch Lollapalooza on Lollapalooza.com, and don't forget... we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway"

[creep]

he is starting to look his age...except for his teeth of course.

[JOEinPHX]

"Hey everyone, watch Lollapalooza on Lollapalooza.com, and don't forget... blood is thicker than water, but pancake syrup is thicker than blood. Visit IHOP today."

[Larry B.]

I felt pity for him as he had to read the punchline to his cringe-worthy excuse of a joke.

[Artemis]

He's got Joan Rivers eyes now.

HIs orgasm/relationship joke was beyond lame.

[Pandemonium]

"Hey everyone, watch Lollapalooza on Lollapalooza.com, and don't forget... It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

[JOEinPHX]

He's got Joan Rivers eyes now.

Do you think it affects his peripheral vision?

[Artemis]

[Noonesshocking]

"Hey everyone, check out lullapalooza on lullapalooza.com... and don't forget - I was the real head of jane's addiction"

[Tyler Durden]

Another new video of Perry promoting Lolla...

[JOEinPHX]

I made my own Lolla promo video.

(sorry, I don't have a youtube account anymore because i deleted Google+, plus they would have yanked this down for copyright infringement anyway.)


http://videobam.com/uaklV

[creep]

I made my own Lolla promo video.

(sorry, I don't have a youtube account anymore because i deleted Google+, plus they would have yanked this down for copyright infringement anyway.)


http://videobam.com/uaklV

[guysmiley]

Oh god, there was video of that too?

[Warped]

[Tyler Durden]

Oh god, there was video of that too?

Yup. And Etty has convinced Perry to release a pro shot DVD of it...instead of Jane's stint at the Hollywood Palladium from 1990.

[Pandemonium]

I made my own Lolla promo video.

(sorry, I don't have a youtube account anymore because i deleted Google+, plus they would have yanked this down for copyright infringement anyway.)


http://videobam.com/uaklV

I'd love to check out the clip but that messed up site won't let me download without installing their wonky video player. Fuck that noise.

[JOEinPHX]

I made my own Lolla promo video.

(sorry, I don't have a youtube account anymore because i deleted Google+, plus they would have yanked this down for copyright infringement anyway.)


http://videobam.com/uaklV

I'd love to check out the clip but that messed up site won't let me download without installing their wonky video player. Fuck that noise.

I think that's one of those spammy advertisements. You should be able to watch the video without installing anything.

[Artemis]

[JOEinPHX]

He seemed like he was on drugs, but a lot of what he was saying in that one seemed really genuine.

[Larry B.]

He seemed like he was on drugs, but a lot of what he was saying in that one seemed really genuine.

Well, he seems to be a good businessman.