Perry's latest...

[trevor ayer]

They probably know Etty would never set foot in a place like that.

maybe if they put a "plus one" on the big sign

[farrellgirl99]

from fb:

I am in the redzone today. Happy to watch other people smash into each other- while I adjust the temerature of my home. I can't believe I haven't used Facebook in 2 months. I just didn't have the energy left at the end of the day to explain my situation, or share current events. This final leg of the Jane's tour- which took us through the Americas was very taxing - both physically and mentally. Fights broke out in camp from every angle. There was a loss of band family members, betrayal of confidence, lacks of appreciation, and flatout acts of stupidity that brought me back to grade school. After their games- footballers must feel the same way I do this Sunday. Bruised and bloodied, nursing their wounds. Happy in pain- they still won the game....

[Artemis]

from fb:

I am in the redzone today. Happy to watch other people smash into each other- while I adjust the temerature of my home. I can't believe I haven't used Facebook in 2 months. I just didn't have the energy left at the end of the day to explain my situation, or share current events. This final leg of the Jane's tour- which took us through the Americas was very taxing - both physically and mentally. Fights broke out in camp from every angle. There was a loss of band family members, betrayal of confidence, lacks of appreciation, and flatout acts of stupidity that brought me back to grade school. After their games- footballers must feel the same way I do this Sunday. Bruised and bloodied, nursing their wounds. Happy in pain- they still won the game....

This was on Perry's fb page?

Of course, i am very curious to know what happened. This post is a tease.

[JOEinPHX]

Here we go, breakup #7

I'll bet Etty feels betrayed that she came up with the "out-of-time skirt kicking on a swing" thing, assuming the skin piercing girls would be removed from the stage, and Dave made sure they still get to be on the tour.

[Larry B.]

My guess?

"There was a loss of band family members" -> He disinherited another one of his kids.
"betrayal of confidence" -> his PA didn't think his new beat was ultrasatellitatious.
"lacks of appreciation" -> idem.
"and flatout acts of stupidity that brought me back to grade school." -> shouting "SANTIAGO IS SHIT" in Santiago.

[Noonesshocking]

Who's gonna do the 16 part post breakup interview with perry/Dave?

[nausearockpig]

Who's gonna do the 16 part post breakup interview with perry/Dave?

Eric Avery

[Artemis]

"and flatout acts of stupidity that brought me back to grade school." -> shouting "SANTIAGO IS SHIT" in Santiago.

[creep]

from fb:

I am in the redzone today. Happy to watch other people smash into each other- while I adjust the temerature of my home. I can't believe I haven't used Facebook in 2 months. I just didn't have the energy left at the end of the day to explain my situation, or share current events. This final leg of the Jane's tour- which took us through the Americas was very taxing - both physically and mentally. Fights broke out in camp from every angle. There was a loss of band family members, betrayal of confidence, lacks of appreciation, and flatout acts of stupidity that brought me back to grade school. After their games- footballers must feel the same way I do this Sunday. Bruised and bloodied, nursing their wounds. Happy in pain- they still won the game....

they still have one more show to play.

this has to be a dave vs perry right?

stephen never gets involved and chris doesn't matter.

jane's is due for a long break.

[creep]

i was looking through the comments and perry was answering some of the comments as etty.

someone asked about gift:

Etty Lau Farrell:
Carlos Martinez, You know why I don't make a bigger desal of it? Because I'm scared of what my kids will think of it! They have never seen it- didn't know about it until just recently. They chimed into a conversation that they heard I made a film? I downplayed it. Guess that day is coming soon to explain. I would jut like them to get a little older to understand where I was in my life at that time...

[farrellgirl99]

i was looking through the comments and perry was answering some of the comments as etty.

someone asked about gift:

Etty Lau Farrell:
Carlos Martinez, You know why I don't make a bigger desal of it? Because I'm scared of what my kids will think of it! They have never seen it- didn't know about it until just recently. They chimed into a conversation that they heard I made a film? I downplayed it. Guess that day is coming soon to explain. I would jut like them to get a little older to understand where I was in my life at that time...

if he's using her account that makes me feel better about 'etty' making this comment:

@Mikey DiNozzo Riter, You are quite a sophisticated young man. I'm so glad that you had a chance to see Jane's live. I like to think of us as one of the musical wonders of the world...

but perry's hubris is still pretty mind blowing

[creep]

all the musical wonders of the world play the indian casinos right?

[JOEinPHX]

All the musical wonders of the world are still opening for other bands too.

[JOEinPHX]

i was looking through the comments and perry was answering some of the comments as etty.

someone asked about gift:

Etty Lau Farrell:
Carlos Martinez, You know why I don't make a bigger desal of it? Because I'm scared of what my kids will think of it! They have never seen it- didn't know about it until just recently. They chimed into a conversation that they heard I made a film? I downplayed it. Guess that day is coming soon to explain. I would jut like them to get a little older to understand where I was in my life at that time...

Perry: "You see Izzy and Hezzy, back in the 90s daddy was a drugged-out nutbag who let his girlfriend create all his art for him. I somehow ended up in this film and I put my name on it to take credit since I was in a band and could make a lot of money from it. It was back when I first discovered my obsession with my own penis so unless you want to see daddy's dingdong you might not want to watch it."

[kv]

bah tours have to be fucking taxing...i'm sure after a while he'll feel good enough to dig up jane's and drag her corpse around some more

[Romeo]

You know what stops you from feeling like your back in grade school?

Shutting the fuck up. Not saying anything. Because if something did happen on tour and fights happened, Be the bigger person and shut up! Perry's mouth gets him in more trouble and Etty just adds fuel to any fire. It makes them look childish & petty

[trevor ayer]

sounds like chaney finally confessed his undying love to etty and tried to smooch her .. janes addiction will carry on without chris but many fans doubt they can maintain the janes legacy without chaney in the band .. perry was quoted as saying "when chris told me he wanted etty I jumped off the table and flew myself across the bar" .. dave pulled his pet dick out of his eel aquarium and slammed it on the table .. stephen was so shocked he ate some fruit and puked .. instead of settling this like a real man and punching chris in the face .. perry took to etty's facebook account to clear the air .. ETTYS FACEBOOK QUOTE "sorry chris perrys dick is way bigger than yours so you are fired" .. strangely posted at the same exact time as a real post by etty .. ETTYS REAL FACEBOOK QUOTE "this is the worst day ever! the hotel room is the wrong color and i chipped a nail today, perry would always say something stupid like 'chip away' but I hate that song .. so glad my band is writing new great songs like "another soulmate" so i don't have to hear all that old crap from before i was in the band .. so .. after my mani i am auditioning new bass players today .. i will dance around them and see how we look together on video .. even tho it is just auditioning total strangers i always do my best sexy dancing .. i always give it my all because I am a professional .. it's hard work being in a rock band people .. i am going to slog through it tho because i love my fans and i want to make them all happy .. don't worry jane's addiction is still alive and well .. the bass player was never important in that band anyway"

[Matz]

another

[Larry B.]

[JOEinPHX]

TL;DR

[nausearockpig]

sounds like chaney finally confessed his undying love to etty and tried to smooch her .. janes addiction will carry on without chris but many fans doubt they can maintain the janes legacy without chaney in the band .. perry was quoted as saying "when chris told me he wanted etty I jumped off the table and flew myself across the bar" .. dave pulled his pet dick out of his eel aquarium and slammed it on the table .. stephen was so shocked he ate some fruit and puked .. instead of settling this like a real man and punching chris in the face .. perry took to etty's facebook account to clear the air .. ETTYS FACEBOOK QUOTE "sorry chris perrys dick is way bigger than yours so you are fired" .. strangely posted at the same exact time as a real post by etty .. ETTYS REAL FACEBOOK QUOTE "this is the worst day ever! the hotel room is the wrong color and i chipped a nail today, perry would always say something stupid like 'chip away' but I hate that song .. so glad my band is writing new great songs like "another soulmate" so i don't have to hear all that old crap from before i was in the band .. so .. after my mani i am auditioning new bass players today .. i will dance around them and see how we look together on video .. even tho it is just auditioning total strangers i always do my best sexy dancing .. i always give it my all because I am a professional .. it's hard work being in a rock band people .. i am going to slog through it tho because i love my fans and i want to make them all happy .. don't worry jane's addiction is still alive and well .. the bass player was never important in that band anyway"

[clickie]

I enjoyed all the soulkiss references. Shouldve added in something about how perry loves that his records sell but would never work at a record store. I think that was a stunt eel btw.