Juan Alderete (the mars Volta) recalls auditioning for Perry

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Juan Alderete (the mars Volta) recalls auditioning for Perry

#1 Post by Noonesshocking » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:29 pm

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#2 Post by kv » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:59 pm

wow

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#3 Post by Juana » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:06 pm

The fact that this dude could work with Omar from TMV for so long and bailed on Perry like that just shows that maybe Perry has been dead since before Relapse? WTF is he expecting 80s cock rock bass player that is going to dance around and do stupid fucking tricks?

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#4 Post by Noonesshocking » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:10 pm

Juana wrote:The fact that this dude could work with Omar from TMV for so long and bailed on Perry like that just shows that maybe Perry has been dead since before Relapse? WTF is he expecting 80s cock rock bass player that is going to dance around and do stupid fucking tricks?
Even more hilarious, you're gonna ask an incredible bass player like him, who has amazing chops* and is generally highly regarded among other musicians, to bust a move instead of play? What the flying fuck?

*he has that cock rock background, but his playing in big sir shows how tasteful he is too
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#5 Post by kv » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:11 pm

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#6 Post by Noonesshocking » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:21 pm

I wonder if the invitation to audition read: "Juan get your groove on, new shiny shoes on", and then got so inspired that he put the line in that step upon a dogshit song

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#7 Post by Diabolik » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:25 pm

That's so insane and just embarrassing....Wow.

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#8 Post by Juana » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:27 pm

Noonesshocking wrote:
Juana wrote:The fact that this dude could work with Omar from TMV for so long and bailed on Perry like that just shows that maybe Perry has been dead since before Relapse? WTF is he expecting 80s cock rock bass player that is going to dance around and do stupid fucking tricks?
Even more hilarious, you're gonna ask an incredible bass player like him, who has amazing chops* and is generally highly regarded among other musicians, to bust a move instead of play? What the flying fuck?

*he has that cock rock background, but his playing in big sir shows how tasteful he is too
Yeah but I mean he was able to put up with Omar's cracked out ass (not sure if he cleaned back up again since he and Ced are not best of buddies right meow) and bizzareness just shows how far gone Perry really is.

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#9 Post by Noonesshocking » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:28 pm

Juana wrote:
Noonesshocking wrote:
Juana wrote:The fact that this dude could work with Omar from TMV for so long and bailed on Perry like that just shows that maybe Perry has been dead since before Relapse? WTF is he expecting 80s cock rock bass player that is going to dance around and do stupid fucking tricks?
Even more hilarious, you're gonna ask an incredible bass player like him, who has amazing chops* and is generally highly regarded among other musicians, to bust a move instead of play? What the flying fuck?

*he has that cock rock background, but his playing in big sir shows how tasteful he is too
Yeah but I mean he was able to put up with Omar's cracked out ass (not sure if he cleaned back up again since he and Ced are not best of buddies right meow) and bizzareness just shows how far gone Perry really is.
True. Very true.

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#10 Post by chaos » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:15 pm

:lol: Funny story.

It sounds like something PF would do today, let alone in the mid nineties.

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#11 Post by someguy » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:12 pm

Unreal

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#12 Post by JOEinPHX » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:30 pm

kv wrote:Image
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But neither of these guys, who already do what he is looking for, will even deal with that idiot.

Perry, you sir are a fool.

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#13 Post by NYRexall » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:24 pm

I thought I’d tell you about one particular audition I had, back in the mid 90′s, for Perry Farrell, of Jane’s Addiction.
Was this for P4P, post-Martyn? I was not aware of any Perry dance project back then, and I don't recall seeing Watt dancing like an idiot in any of the live clips from that era..

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#14 Post by Larry B. » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:07 pm

I feel bad for Tony Kanal now.

BUSTED!

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#15 Post by JOEinPHX » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:33 pm

NYRexall wrote:
I thought I’d tell you about one particular audition I had, back in the mid 90′s, for Perry Farrell, of Jane’s Addiction.
Was this for P4P, post-Martyn? I was not aware of any Perry dance project back then, and I don't recall seeing Watt dancing like an idiot in any of the live clips from that era..
Gobalee was 98 right?

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#16 Post by creep » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:00 pm

Six7Six7 wrote:
NYRexall wrote:
I thought I’d tell you about one particular audition I had, back in the mid 90′s, for Perry Farrell, of Jane’s Addiction.
Was this for P4P, post-Martyn? I was not aware of any Perry dance project back then, and I don't recall seeing Watt dancing like an idiot in any of the live clips from that era..
Gobalee was 98 right?
it had to be gobalee.

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#17 Post by trevor ayer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:06 pm

goballee was awesome .. perry stephen and some bass player dude that was really pretty good .. stuff from song yet to be sung that was still raw .. good stuff .. too bad the bass guy passed on that .. shoulda danced

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#18 Post by Hype » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:16 am

Okay, so ... that description he gave just makes it sound like Perry really really really hates bass players (I wonder why?) and decided to fuck with a whole bunch of them just for something to do back in the mid 90s. That's something I could see even O.G. Perry doing.

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#19 Post by bman » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:57 am

Honestly, it sounds more like a cracked out Perry Farrell kind of prank.

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#20 Post by creep » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:02 am

prank? come on... the late 90's is when perry was in full electronic music/dj mode. gobalee was pretty goofy. i'm sure it wasn't a prank.

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#21 Post by Hype » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:07 am

I didn't mean to imply that Perry thought it was a prank... I think he was completely serious... but it still amounts to just fucking with some bassists for no good reason.

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#22 Post by creep » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:09 am

oh...ok

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#23 Post by trevor ayer » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:25 am

didn't perry make mike watt wear pajamas on stage?

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#24 Post by Hokahey » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:20 am

trevor ayer wrote:didn't perry make mike watt wear pajamas on stage?
That's what Mike called them, but the whole band dressed in tribal beach garb for the GGU tour.

I'm having a really hard time believing this story. The timing seems really off. It couldn't have been mid nineties. Late nineties? I guess. But the (one or two?)Gobalee shows were pretty decent productions as I recall.

Sounds more like Satellite Party. Did he mean mid 00's?

Or maybe this guy's memory is weird.

Or maybe this is the reason SYTBS was never toured and instead Jane's put on Jubilee?

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#25 Post by JOEinPHX » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:07 am

Maybe Perry was just trying to put something together than never materialized (imagine that)

Let's say in 95 he wanted to just do a quick 20 minutes on the second stage at lollapalooza. (which he did, with PFP on some dates, I believe)

I could see him throwing together some electronic tracks to drop on everyone as a surprise. Because back in the 90s, before cellphone cameras, bands would play new material live all the time, LOOOOONG before any actual recording of said music happened.

He had a wacky idea, and it never came to fruition. Like i said before, IMAGINE THAT.

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