sinep's list of things he would rather do than attend.......

[sinep]

the rockstar energy drink (tm) tour (sorry i ran out of space on the subject line)

i would rather:

-acquire a super power that allowed me to communicate with fruits and vegetables.
-have a medical professional explain hysterectomys to me.
-go to the dmv, but not actually to take care of any business, just to hang out.
-watch a tyler perry movie.
-be a designated driver.
-attend a time share sales pitch.
-go to church for confession.

[sinep]

i will expand my list later when i think of more things i would rather do than attend the rockstar energy drink super duper tour.