Aint No Right

That could just be a coincidence... none of my girls have had tattoos are they were all mental... then some of my friends with tattoos are the sanest people I know...

Come on... come on... surely your peckers aren't so allergic to ink that you'd throw her out of bed...

I just had a shower... and I'm watching What Not To Wear... what more could a girl ask for?!

Kid, 150? Please... You get up around 200, you're in for a treat.

...back to the Death Star girl... "Let's blow this thing and go home"... write your own set-up for that one...

...and you're forgetting the source of that ideology...

To me, she's saying she wants a farm boy to fly down into her narrow tunnel and blast into a vulnerable opening no bigger than a womprat.

To paraphrase a certain prophet of these parts.... "If a girl covered in tattoos shows up to your bedroom and tells you she's gonna ride your junk, you're frontin' if you say you wouldn't." :essence: Dead serious... I know a few girls covered in tattoos and I'd gladly allow them a ride on my disco s...

April 29th... Old German for Bright Fame... interesting... I'll make sure someone makes me a cake, goddamn it.

I'm bummed... I was actually kinda optimistic... but these are a letdown...
I hoped that the 2 singles were the lite radio-friendlier moments and there'd be cooler shit deeper in there... but it seems like those were the only 2 songs with any kind of catchiness....

watchin' Mythbusters... I remember when this show first came on and I LOVED it... then I just got distracted with real life, while it got popular... but it's still fun to watch. I just find it entertaining in the way most girls my age love watching reality shows... Also... baked potato chips... they...

Anyone ever see one of their weird habits in a parent, having never noticed before? I do this thing where I talk out my thoughts. I verbalize the words to help work through the feelings... I can hear my dad laying in bed and doing exactly that. I always figured it was from him, but it's weird to act...

Just for fun... we'll end this drift here, okay? Here's what annoyed me today... not being able to sleep in the jail cell, white-bread and the worst bologna-ish thing I've ever tasted. That sandwich took effort... shitting in a prison toilet wasn't great... but it's a funny story... a weird day... ....

Pizza... from my favorite place... first time, in about a year... tasted like God's own recipe.

I'm gonna try not to hijack this thread... so instead of posting a story here, I'll leave a link... if you choose to read it, okay... if not... cool... but if you've ever wondered why I've never felt spoiled for living rent-free, you might like the second half... http://thebobdoom.blogspot.com/2011/...

Today's just one of those "throw your plans out the window, get into a meta-fight, scream yourself hoarse, and put your mom into a sleeper hold but let her live only due to guilt, although it's morally justified" kinda days... :banghead: ...I'm sorry... to you, worthwhile human beings, for the same ...

I feel empty. :noclue: I got a full night's sleep, had a good breakfast, played guitar, and even wrote some cool new parts... I should feel great, and to a certain degree, I feel accomplished... but I don't even feel like moving. My sister's also getting on my ass about my worsening agoraphobia... i...

do you have a new puppy? :bigrin: if so, you need to post pics in the "random and cute" thread. Nay... hence the craving... If I did, you'd have already seen photos in "made your day", "cute", "funny", and probably a new thread just for my little monster. Side note... My favorite pug/pug-mix names ...

I apologize in advance...

10/01/11
-Stinky puppy breath
-An unexpected kiss on the cheek
-A nice Turkey & Swiss sandwich
-Productivity
-A Goal/Destination
-A nice big bowl, a bad movie, and pizza.

I've got a question for ya: How come in school they taught us all about the 5 senses... five senses here, five senses there... when there actually are 9 identified and scientifically agreed-upon senses? Uh? Why? Because kids can learn 5 things but not 9? Is it because 9 isn't a number official enou...

ahhh rocking the best bald guy look beard and hair same length it's what i would do...bruce wiliis style..looks way better ten shiny head I can't take any false credit... it's sheer laziness. I had the fuzz on top and an anchor... then didn't shave for a few days... then didn't shave for a few more...

Artemis wrote:do you make popcorn on the stove in a pot or use a hot air popper?

...okay, I answered this... then realized it may be a video-answerable question... so I will use it for that... and thank you...

So... just for shits and grins, I decided to make a style over substance video. This is 40 seconds of bullshit. If anyone's got some good questions, feel free to ask, so I can have more interesting responses.

drifter wrote:beer and a fat joint. been clean for 38 days...
then some nookie... its been too long without

I guarantee I've got you beat on both counts...

...any specific reason for keepin' clean?

Romeo wrote:this is mine

see, now this I can get behind... 1. It's vibrant and colorful... 2.it can actually be covered, if needed.

NYRexall wrote:

Jasper wrote:In fact, I often take it as a sound indicator that any given girl should be avoided. In the end I will always come down on the side of beautiful, pure skin.

This.

racists.

Tyler Durden wrote:To me, a hot chick with tattoos is like a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker.

Well said.